Sunday, April 6, 2014

CALENDAR BLOWOUT $11.99 Free S/H


At the time of this posting there are only 16 Calendars left

We're now in April and you've missed 1/4 of the year! No wonder we haven't seen you around as much... come back to the fold with the purchase of this Calendar (which by default will be 3/4 useful to you in the remaining year), jam packed with photos from last years Hazzard County and all the dates for this years Lady Hump / Gasser Lounge RIDES and EVENTS!

Monday, February 3, 2014

BORN THREE

Our little "Born Three" Three headed baby buzzard in 3-D

Just a little surprise Hazzard County country loven' for Mikey on his Birthday (which was a few nights back...) Wishing you the Best Birthday ever!

Sculpted, Eazy-Baked (in Lady Alizon's kitchen, "What are you doing in there?!?" Nothing Dear...), Painted, and Mocked under Glass. Don't shake it, don't feed it after midnight and whatever you do; Do Not get it Wet...



HAZZARD COUNTY MUSEUM OF HISTORY

Yes, it's true. I'm in love with Mikey...

Thursday, January 23, 2014

Chop Cult covers Hazzard County 2



Head on over to Chop Cult and read the News Article by Nick Faught covering Escape To Hazzard County 2. Thanks Nick (Booze Bomber Photography) and Lisa @chopcult  



Tuesday, January 7, 2014

BOTH BARRELS

The Curly Wolf performing at Escape To Hazzard County 2


We love the Curly Wolf! For more ESC2 Curly Wolf footage visit their YouTube channel HERE


Saturday, January 4, 2014

Hatched and Hungry ...


Pee Wee Herman stopped by to help feed the three headed baby buzzard today... 

Do you have this year's Hazzard County on your mind? We do.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

It's a New Year and we can finally say "We're working on THIS YEARS Hazzard County!" 2014

"She's Hot and ready to Pop!"

That's right, with 2014 now here, we can finally say we're working on "this years" Hazzard County 3! Sure maybe we've been discussing things behind the scenes, but now we're putting this beast into gear and putting miles on this Mama! She's itching to move forward and who are we to say "Whoa Nelly"... rather we say, "Get on board with us, or ... GET OUTTA THE WAY!!!!"


ESCAPE TO HAZZARD COUNTY 3

Introducing our Hazzard County 3 working art from the talented Alan Stedman who's pretty much captured the "Birth" of HC3 better than any 3D Ultrasound sonogram ever could. Ours has some bad ass half tone dots that you haven't seen since the last time you stole a Daisy Duke coloring book way back in the fifth grade (you we're a nerd, probably still are, we get it. ...still love you anyway.) As the year goes on, the Hazzard County 3 Buzzard will age and mature much like a fine Benzinger wine... 

2014 ATTENDEES
Bookmark this blog now and be sure to follow @Lady_Hump and @GasserLounge on Instagram for our daily brand of good times. As time seems to draggggg endlessly until "this years" Hazzard County you'll be kept up to the minute on all things goin' on surrounding the event and everything else we're doing leading up to the event. Like... We've got a movie from last years Hazzard County that's going to be screened and everyone's invited to come party with us for the premier later this month, plus all our regular scheduled tom'foolery throughout the year (as listed on our Escape To Hazzard County 2014 Calendar, still available HERE while supplies last...)

Q/A ?
Now to address the question I get most often, actually there's two; "When is the next Hazzard County?" November 15th 2014, and "When can I buy a ticket?" ... sometime in late August. So relax, you're not missing anything (yet). But you will if you don't bookmark this blog and follow us on Instagram like I told yah'... plus you'll get to know us (somewhat) intimately (we hope). And that's what Hazzard County really is, it's about friendship and getting your good time on; Moonshine, Bro Huggery and Daisy Duke'n. Leaving the bogus attitudes behind and escape from the daily grind of City living... if you can even call it "living?" 

2014 RAFFLE SPONSORS
We're going to strive for Originality. In all that we do, the fan favorites are always those that are pure original in design and fabrication; hand built, hand stitched, hand painted... and of course those Hazzard themed are always a plus! There's simply no way on Earth, you can go down to the local swap the week after Hazzard County and buy yourself that cool wallet or helmet or set of tooled risers that you didn't win in the raffle at Hazzard County. That's what we're looking for... just one of the many many things that sets Hazzard County apart from the average lame boring event raffle. Now don't panic, Hazzard County is mostly still a year away. There's plenty of time to plan and figure out what you wanna make or create in time to get on board. But make no mistake, we'll still take the t-shirts and anything else you would like to donate to represent your company/brand, but we're going to showcase the hell out of the original. That's the payback, we promote the hell out of your giving spirit, just ask any sponsor from last year... so think it over and contact us at EscapeToHazzardCounty@gmail.com 
(please note this is our NEW event email address for all things Hazzard).


Examples: The hand tooled wallets from the talented Americana Speed Shop and all the awesome helmets painted by our very own Wuss Army Kit!





TOP HAT SPONSORS
Those company's that desire a larger helping of our world famous eclectica' (think on the Sailor Jerry level) ... We encourage you to consider becoming a Top Hat Sponsor at the event. Top Hat level sponsorship surrounds funding the larger scale operations of Escape To Hazzard County, and trust me you, this year IS going to be larrrrgggggeeeerrrr. Sit in the Rotunda with the Duke Boys for a chance to discuss your level of involvement by contacting us HERE. We look forward to knocking your socks off and rolling around in the hay with you big time!

Sincerely, 
Mikey & Allen
The Good ol' Boys from Hazzard County

Thursday, December 5, 2013

::: 2014 YEAR EVENT CALENDAR AVAILABLE NOW :::


... ho hum, still don't know what to get (her/him) for Christmas again this year?

Get your 2014 Calendar from the Good ol' Boys of Hazzard County right HERE! The Gasser Lounge, Lady Hump Magazine and photographer James Exley have put together a hillbilly masterpiece and that's sure to knock the britches right off yer ass (and chip a couple teeth out in the process)!!! This calendar is everything you'd hope for in a collection of photography capturing the essence of Hazzard County. Check it out!!!

Friday, November 29, 2013

The end of Hazzard County 2, only means the beginning of Hazzard County 3 ...








Everythings tucked in nice and neat for use next year. Before you know it, it'll be time once again to start the engines and make the trek out of Los Angeles (and all points north and south) and head in the direction of Hazzard County ...

There'll still be a few surprises for everyone along the way. We didn't shot our entire wad on that one epic Satruday night... so hold on cause this blog will be active throughout the year with everything related along the road to HC3!

Thanks for the support. 


Wednesday, November 20, 2013

~ The Hazzard County Raffle ~

This is going to be a laundry list of people who deserve thanks for contributing to the Hazzard County Raffle this year. Companies who brought merchandise the day of the event, I couldn't even properly promote, but we appreciate the giving hillbilly spirit inside you all!
Biltwell Inc. always at the ready knowing that we're going to have Kit do up the lids with the brush!
Not only did Kit paint the helmets donated this year, but he also stained my hillbilly trophy selection for this years "He-Man of Hazzard County" this years "Cock Wrangler" and the "Daisy Duke Contest" winner trophies.

Huge thanks to AMERICANA SPEED SHOP who hand tooled some leather wallets for the raffle. A little piece of Alabama pie on our Hazzard County desert tray!


Carey Brobeck supplied some WNDRZ / Ocean Beetle helmets which were also hand painted by Kit. This one pictures (above) was the Crown for this years Miss Hazzard County.








Zombie Performance, donated 11 sets of custom made bars for the raffle!!!! ... ELEVEN, Whoa.








Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Pictures from ESCAPE TO HAZZARD COUNTY 2

500 campers at Hazzard County 2

50 Raffle prices from (among others) Biltwell Inc. (helmets hand painted by Wuss Army Kit), Zombie Performance (11 sets of custom bars), After Hours Choppers, Americana Speed Shop, Caballero Choppers, Speed King Steve, Wrench Magazine, WNDRZ, Rolling Heavy, Chop Cult, Loud-N-Greasy, BA MOTO, Lone Rangers MC, and Sailor Jerry!

The Hillbilly Games
Hay Bail Racing heats, Keg Throwing and the final determining factor was the Chug-O-Lug to determine the 2013 HE-MAN OF HAZZARD COUNTY!!! 

Free Tattoos by Andy!

The "COCK FIGHT" where even Girls can get in on the action!

Little Miss Hazzard County 2013
Daisy Duke Contest!!!

Chili Dinner by Lady Alizon and the Kitchen Vixen Crew

Live performances by The Curly Wolf

and for the pleasure and education of the audience, who've probably never experienced a band like them before....
FARTBARF!!!!